Thursday, August 11, 2005

What is God?

Once there was a little boy. He was curious about God so he went and asked his mother. "Mommy, is God a man or a woman?"
His mother replied, "God is both a man and a woman."
"Mommy, is God black or white?"
His mother replied, "God is both black andwhite.
"Mommy, is God gay or straight?"
His mother was somewhat shocked at his question, but she answered anyway, "God is both gay and straight."
Thelittle boy nodded with understanding. "Mommy, is God Michael Jackson?"

Tuesday, August 09, 2005

My 100th Post

Jesus saw a crowd chasing down a woman to stone her andapproached them.
"What's going on here, anyway?" he asked.
"This woman was found committing adultery and the law says weshould stone her!" one of the crowd responded.
"Wait," yelled Jesus, "Let he who is without sin cast the firststone."
Suddenly, a stone was thrown from out of the sky, and knocked the woman on the side of her head.
"Aw, c'mon, Dad...," Jesus cried, "I'm trying to make a pointhere!"

Sunday, August 07, 2005

Yay God (the sequel)

I received an email today asking what was Yay God and I guess I should have gone over that. Yay God is a youth group for kids from grade 5ish-7ish (pretty much people shorter then me) and will be up again during the school year. We meet at Hatzic Secondary and play few shorts such as floor hockey, soccer, touch football, basketball, volleyball, dodgeball and basically any sport with the word ball in it. After that we have sacks (a.k.a sugar) and have a talk. Don't ask me why we give them sweets before the quiet talk... not my department. So along with the website that I, Ben the magnificent, has created there will also be a mailing list. Anyone who's interested in the mailing list or wants so more information can contact at b_williams_3@hotmail.com.

Saturday, August 06, 2005

Yay God

Inform the little ones! Yay God will soon be undergoing major changes. First of all theres a website.

Friday, August 05, 2005

letter from camp

Dear Mom and Dad,
Our Scoutmaster told us to write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and are worried. We are Okay. Only one of our tents and two sleeping bags got washed away. Luckily, none of us got drowned because we were all up on the mountain looking for Adam when it happened. Oh yes, please call Adam's mother and tell her he is okay. He can't write because of the cast. I got to ride in one of the search and rescue jeeps. It was neat. We never would have found Adam in the dark if it hadn't been for the lightning. Scoutmaster Keith got mad at Adam for going on a hike alone without telling anyone. Adam said he did tell him, but it was during the fire so he probably didn't hear him.

Did you know that if you put gas on a fire, the gas will blow up? The wet wood didn't burn, but one of the tents did and also some of our clothes. Matthew is going to look weird until his hair grows back.

We will be home Saturday if Scoutmaster Keith gets the bus fixed. It wasn't his fault about the wreck. The brakes worked okay when we left. Scoutmaster Keith said that with a bus that old you have to expect something to break. He doesn't care if we get dirty, and if it's hot, sometimes he lets us ride on the fenders. It gets pretty hot with 45 people in a bus. He let us take turns riding in the trailer until the highway patrol man stopped and talked to us.

Scoutmaster keith is a neat guy. Don't worry, he is a good driver. In fact, he is teaching Jessie how to drive on the mountain roads where there isn't any traffic. All we ever see up there are logging trucks.

This morning all of the guys were diving off the rocks and swimming out in the lake. Scoutmaster Keith wouldn't let me because I can't swim and Adam was afraid he would sink because of his cast, so he let us take the canoe across the lake. It was great. You can still see some of the trees under the water from the flood.

Scoutmaster Keith isn't crabby like some scoutmasters. He didn't even get mad about the life jackets. He has to spend a lot of time working on the bus so we are trying not to cause him any trouble.

Guess what? We have all passed our first aid merit badges. When Andrew dived into the lake and cut his arm, we got to see how a tourniquet works. Steven and I threw up, but Scoutmaster Keith said it probably was just food poisoning from the leftover chicken. He said they got sick that way with food they ate in prison.

I'm so glad he got out and became our scoutmaster. He said he sure figured out how to gets things done better while he was doing his time. By the way, what is a pedal-file?

I have to go now. We are going to town to mail our letters and buy some more beer. Don't worry about anything. We are fine.

Love, Chris